The Family Stache

I come from a long line of mustaches.  The Van Newkirk men have been mustache men for generations.  One of the original Van Newkirk's was a Pinkerton detective in Chicago with a pretty sweet stache.  In my 32 years of life I've only seen my Dad, Joe without a mustache 1 time.  That was after he promised my brother Nick and I that if we won the Border league baseball tournament he'd shave his "Stache". By the way, Joe's stache hasn't always been white.  I had to start growing my stache 90 days ago to look this amazing.  I think Travis started his two days ago.  Clearly not all mustaches are created equally. 

- Kolby Van Newkirk