The Family Stache
I come from a long line of mustaches. The Van Newkirk men have been mustache men for generations. One of the original Van Newkirk's was a Pinkerton detective in Chicago with a pretty sweet stache. In my 32 years of life I've only seen my Dad, Joe without a mustache 1 time. That was after he promised my brother Nick and I that if we won the Border league baseball tournament he'd shave his "Stache". By the way, Joe's stache hasn't always been white. I had to start growing my stache 90 days ago to look this amazing. I think Travis started his two days ago. Clearly not all mustaches are created equally.
- Kolby Van Newkirk